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Kuv niam-txiv yog dab
Kuv niam-txiv yog dab

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"Auj, damn nws, Kuv tsis xav sawv, Kuv tsis xav tau ntau feeb … nees nkaum … Zoo, cia peb qhib peb lub qhov muag sab xis … thiab tam sim no sab laug, rub-III-yaj … tig rov qab kom zoo … Huag koj, kuv lub paw me me! Nws qab zib npaum li cas! Smack-smack-smack. muaj sijhawm los txeeb chav dej thaum kuv niam tais tso lub lauj kaub rau. Me me maj, … tsis txhob ua suab nrov … qhov tseem ceeb yog cov yeeb ncuab tsis xav tias kuv muaj "… Npuaj, npuaj teg … "Ha! Lub suab nrov yeej ib txwm khiav mus tom ntej. Ntsib kev ua tub rog tag nrho …

"Nyob zoo sawv ntxov, Mary-Bath!" …

Thiab kuv xav rau kuv tus kheej: kuv niam yog tus dab, tab sis tsis muaj dab tsi tuaj yeem ua tiav txog nws! Ntawm no, pereshnitsa, yam tsawg kawg nws tau teb, ib txwm nods zoo li Suav dummy, tsis yog, hnub no nws zoo li lub hiav txwv tob hauv kuv cov "curlers" no. Zoo, koj yuav tsum hu lawv tias … nrog kev tshaj tawm: "Curler-yu-yu-shki". Auj, zoo, ua tiav ATAS, tsib caug -kopeck poj niam, thiab nws tseem twists "curls ntawm mob siab rau". Tam sim no nws yuav rov pib rattle ua piv txwv nrog cov tais diav … zoo, yog, Kuv tsis tau ntxuav nws nag hmo tom qab noj hmo, yog li cas?! Ntawm no kuv yog "slob", thiab "kuv niam tsis qhia kuv ib yam dab tsi" … Txhua tag kis sawv ntxov tib zaj nkauj, thiab kuv yuav ua cov tais diav raws lub hom phiaj thaum kuv xav tau, thiab tsis yog thaum "nws yuav tsum huv. " Vim li cas nws thiaj saib kuv zoo li ntawd?! Auj, yog, lub tsho yog qhov tshiab … yog, peb tau mus rau hauv lub khw nag hmo tom qab ua haujlwm nrog phooj ywg, nws yog kev txhaum tsis yuav nws rau tus nqi zoo li no, tab sis Volodenka yuav tsum ua dab tsi nrog nws … thiab tias Volodenka tsis muaj lub tsho? Nws qias neeg npaum cas?! Auj, zoo, yog, Kuv tau ntub nws ob hnub dhau los, thiab nag hmo kuv tau ua cov ntsia hlau, vim li cas kuv thiaj yuav tsum tau fiddle nrog cov ntsia hlau tshiab hauv hmoov … Kuv ntxuav nws tus kheej?! Thiab leej twg nug txog qee yam?! Tsis yog, zoo, leej twg nug?! Zoo, muab koj tus kheej lub monument, tsis yog, zoo dua tsoo. Bust koj, Mary-Vanna, yuav zoo nkauj dua! Nov yog qhov koj ntes koj tus kheej hauv marble, hauv khaub ncaws suav suav thiab ntau xim "curlers".

Oh, Volodenka, nyob zoo sawv ntxov! Tsis tau pw txaus, tsis zoo, rov mus pw lig nag hmo. Thiab tsis muaj dab tsi los saib kuv zoo li ntawd, koj yuav xav tias kuv ua rau nws coj nws txoj haujlwm mus tsev. Zoo, kom paub tseeb, tam sim no nws yuav pib yws tias nws ua haujlwm ntau, tab sis tseem tsis muaj nyiaj txaus … huag koj, tab sis kuv lub tsho tau tso rau nws! Txhua yam, nws yog lub sijhawm los pov tseg, tam sim no sighs, sobs, luv luv, kev rov xyaum ua ntawm "lub plawv nres" yuav pib. Koj yuav tsum, Mary-Vanna, mus rau theem … Tsuas yog kuv tsis ntseeg tias koj yuav nce siab dua qhov tshwj xeeb hauv pawg neeg. "Moscow, koj paub, tsis ntseeg hauv kua muag."

Koj txhais li cas "sonny, tsis txhob haus kas fes"?! Zoo

Kuv nplawm ob lub khob rau ntawm nws lub qhov muag, nws tsis hais ib lo lus rau kuv, tab sis tus tub, tom qab ntawd tsis txhob haus, muaj lub nra ntawm koj lub siab, koj pom. Koj pom, nws nyeem ib tsab xov xwm hais txog kev phom sij ntawm kas fes thaum sawv ntxov, tom qab tag nrho, kuv niam-txiv yog dab. Thiab nws tau txais cov ntawv zoo nyob qhov twg? Tsis yog, qhov no txawm yog kuv, lawv hais tias, koj ua qhov koj xav tau, thiab kuv tus kheej tau pub kuv tus tub noj tshais "ntuj" thiab yuav pub rau nws. Tam sim no nws yuav muab qee cov kua zaub rau nws, thiab nchuav nws qee cov tshuaj yej, thiab tom qab ntawd nws muab nws taub hau thiab xa nws mus kawm ntawv. Nov yog "lus tso dag ntawm peb lub nroog!" Nws yog neeg laus, txiv neej sib yuav, thiab lawv pub nws nrog porridge thaum sawv ntxov. Thiab kuv … thiab kuv … yuav ua rau kuv tus kheej kub qhaub cij, zoo li no! Zaum, Volodenka, hnia thiab mloog cov lus qhuab qhia ntawm "cais thiab noj zaub mov kom raug" thaum kuv tuav cov hmoov nplej nrog cov rog los ntawm ob sab plhu. Koj, Volodenka, txiav txim siab seb koj koom nrog pab pawg twg. Txawm yog tam sim no koj tab tom thawb cov porridge ib sab thiab faib cov qhaub cij nrog kuv, lossis koj tseem ua haujlwm rau Niam lub ntsej muag txawv txawv. Ib yam li ntawd, thiab tsis muaj dab tsi ntxiv!

Thiab koj yog dab tsi, Mary-Vanna, yog li koj mus … Kuv tau hais dab tsi?! Puas muaj xov xwm rau koj tias koj tus tub tau daig hauv "khau liab qab thaum yau"? Nws ntshai txham yam tsis tau kev tso cai los ntawm koj. Peb tau sib yuav tau ob xyoos tam sim no, thiab koj tseem hu nws tias "menyuam", tsis txhob hnia saum taub hau, thiab txawm tias tom qab ntawd, vim tias koj mus txog tsis tau. Thiab rau kuv nws yog qhov tsis sib xws: kuv tus txiv thiab tam sim ntawd "menyuam" … Yog, Kuv yuav tsis nrhiav lwm tus, kuv yuav thaiv nws rau kuv tus kheej!

Lub sijhawm, thaum peb nyob ntawm no nrog koj, Mary-Vanna, peb faib thaj chaw, Volodenka tau noj kuv cov qhaub cij! Kuv cog lus rau koj tias nws yuav yog kuv txoj kev. Yeej, Mary-Vanna, yog forged tob hauv nraub qaum. Tsis txhob tuag, hmoov txhuv nplej siab thiab cov rog mus zoo heev.

Qhov ntawd yog nws, Vovchik, tsib feeb kom mus txog lub qhov rooj tom ntej … peb tuaj lig. Txog thaum yav tsaus ntuj, Mary-Vanna, koj ib txwm tswj hwm koj lub siab … tab sis peb tsis quav ntsej. Eh, kuv niam-txiv yog dab!

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